It is out of stock right now. I check every day, waiting for them to “sew some more.” My body is missing a couple of ribs and I really feel like this swimsuit would complete me. Black Milk sells a lot of amazing stuff. For example, the second item on my list of things I would love to buy:

I started rock climbing a year and a half ago and have never totally resolved what I should wear climbing until I saw this outfit. Scribble leggings + Scribble bodysuit = hottest girl in the gym, for sure. If only I was the kind of person who would wear Galaxy Purple Leggings around instead of real pants. I would obviously also have to buy those shoes.

And last but not least, A MADDIE THE COONHOUND T-SHIRT!! On sale tomorrow. Yes please! I love that blog. I need to see some behind the scenes footage of that dog posing for the pictures. How do they get her to do that?!

Some recent work.

My favorite inspirational quotes are from unexpected places. For example, Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock admonishing a bird: “Stop eating people’s old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Don’t you know you can fly?” Seriously.

Some other gems I’ve come across recently:

Jimmy Kimmel gave parents a challenge to give their kids a horrible Christmas present and record them. Most of the kids act pretty spoiled, but a few were just happy to have gifts. Like this kid. His brother is crying about how mean their parents are but this little boy is SO HAPPY with his potato that his brother was jealous. I need to be happy like that.

I love the cartoon Adventure Time. I like that it is a little Calvin and Hobbes-y, has great music, and is full of good morals (if you don’t mind cartoon violence). Jake is always giving Finn good advice like “Didn’t you eat your breakfast?! You’ve got to eat your protein!” Or, when Finn was feeling like a failure he gave great advice that is applicable to everyone:

This chat from my brother makes me laugh. It just reminds me to be more confident:

And every Facebook post by my 14-year old cousin Kennedy is a keeper:

I designed and printed some Christmas wrapping paper this year!

It was a fun but challenging project. Mostly because it took me about a week to get the screens to burn correctly. It took a Christmas miracle, but in the end it all worked out.

The finished sheets were 25 inches by 19 inches. My one regret is using water based ink. I thought it would be easier for cleanup, but as I was wrapping my Christmas gifts, some of the ink was transferred to my hot little hands. So if I sent you any of this paper, sorry about that.

This is a quick logo I made for my aunt. Apparently one of her coworkers was frustrated and called their boss’s boss a slacker-loser to his face. It has become a big joke and her cuss word of choice. So if you happen to enter a certain government office and the employees are wearing shirts that say slacker-loser, do not worry. They are not slackers nor losers. They are just funny.

Special thanks to everyone who let me take pictures of them, and to Casey who took some of the pictures himself! You guys are the greatest!

This is a quote by Hannah Harte I read (then carved into leaves) from Tomboy Style. Totally agree.